Sore eyes

Ok so I am sick of these youngins’ and some adults wearing sloppy clothes…I AM OVER IT!  I’m tired of seeing your draws on a daily, seriously get the right size already!  This sagging shit has gone too damn far!  The messy hair, bigger than life clothes and the overall nasty look is just so played out.  MEN/BOYS, PLEASE CLEAN IT UP!

Oh and the pajama siting in public…ummm ladies when this become acceptable?…I DON’T WANT TO SEE HOW YOU SLEPT LAST NIGHT.  That is one nasty ass look.  Coming out with your doo-wraps on, house slippers and your stank ass pj’s…WTF!  This is not appealing, I don’t need to be in any grocery store, gas station or pharmacy store looking at or standing behind your trifling ass.  Take the time to throw on some sweats and a shirt..seriously. This to is also played out.

And what is with the pit bull fad, wasn’t that early 90′s, right..!?  It’s so not cool anymore to walk around with these dogs with weights or huge chains around their necks profiling…Haven’t you learned anything from MV…again..they are pets not bodygaurds…so played out.

 

If for some reason you are one of these people, stop and look at yourself long and hard before leaving the house today, you will be suprise at what you see.

We must do better people…let’s get it together!  Where are the Public Service Announcements for this shit. geesh!

It’s

SundaySnooze

So here I sit after a WONDERFUL day in the A yesterday. 

It was all of 80+ degrees and I was loving it, a taste of summer for sure.  Me and Pookiesan did a bit of grilling and relaxed at home enjoying this day.

Of course living in Atlanta you see the damn-est things….yes people it was hot yesterday but why I ask do you have-ta break out the booty short, tank tops & flip flops…seriously I dont’ get it.

Ok so I have this neighbor to the right of me that is straight CRAZY…we call him Crazy Joe DaVola:CJD (Seinfeld reference).  Now before I start my rant about dude and his family let me just say I have nothing, let me repeat nothing against Jamaican’s AT ALL. However this dude is strange as hell, he does these rituals like chants to the sun and moon..noo, I’m not lying, oh how I wish I were.  Whenever we have a full moon, like last night’s super full moon, he goes in his back yard and starts howling like a wolf and beating on a drum, with family in tow.  The first time this happened I thought dude just got a hold of some weird kush and was tripping a bit but I was proven oh so wrong the next few full moons we were having there after.  This-negro-is-fucking-CRazy!

He is not your typical Jamaican dude (said in my best Jamaican accent) the laid back ganja smoking, soca listening, free-spirited dude I was expecting when I saw him moving in.  Oh nooooo, he is totally the opposite of that, he’s ab-normal as fuck, he doesn’t speak or even acknowledge that you are standing there or spoke to him, so my happy ass just don’t speak anymore.  He holds his kids up to the sun in the mornings, the last lunar eclipse we had in January the ambulance was called to the house and the baby had been taken away on a stretcher…I kid you not…I called my sis and said “Joe DaVola dun done something to the baby” and last night was no damn different, well a bit different.

So here we sit in the family room chillin after a great meal, windows open nice breeze coming in and watching a movie. Then it happens…they all came out into their back yard and of course started howling about 8pm, then (the different part), I started smelling this burning like grilling smell, so I told Pookiesan to go check and make sure our grill was totally cooled since we had covered it already, he checked and said it was CJD and family.  Now I already had it planted in my head that he would be out last night but I did know that he would be burning some mystical, ritual type moon dust that made me sick as shit. It was awful smelling and the only thing I could make out was the ganja the rest was chemical smelling.  My head started spinning and felt like I was gonna throw up and pass out right there, I closed the windows and went upstairs to look out of the guest room window.  They were standing around a smoky joe grill looking up a the moon and inhaling this concoction of weirdness, then the drums and music stated, followed by more howling and dancing.  I was too dizzy to continue to watch so I went to our room to lay down and told Pookiesan to come get me when something or someone blows up or the po-po comes.  This lasted till about 1am either the po-po was called or they are still in the backyard passed the fuck out from all the weirdness, I havent looked yet.

On the fertility front my RE’s office sent me a deposit form to agree to, sign and pay…wait….WHY? can anyone answer that for me.  We have FULL coverage so I don’t understand.  I will be calling them promptly tomorrow morning you can bet on that.  Maybe they knew CJD was gonna be smoking that crazy shit and I would be all confused and agree to everything…that’s my only explanation, but I am looking forward to hearing the answer to this one.  I am supposed to start BCP’s and get the meds ordered this week but that may be on hold depending on our conversation tomorrow. We’ll see.

Shelby is old she will be 10 this year, 70 in dog years, her ass is old, she has grey hair and cracking bones when she walks sometimes.  The Vet said she has some cataracts in both eyes which explains why she won’t go downstairs when it dark now (poooor puppy).  She has a lot of spunk as a 2 year old but she is getting up there and she has alooooot more gas now…oh the gas!  

Well until next time people!

Random Text Convo

(co-worker stuck in a training class)

SB:Ughhh…I’m soooooo sleeepy

ME: ***SLaaaaP***….how ’bout now?

SB:(holding cheek) Lil’ bit better

ME: I thought that would help …lol

SB: Tough love…Painful!

All in a days work!

laissez les bons temps rouler!!

Happy Fat Tuesday y’all!!!

What’s going on

How am I:

Overall good, we both had birthdays in February to celebrate which was fun as always!  YEAH!!

I’ve been doing work stuff that has kept me busy, which is a good thing because I have a job but a bad thing because I AM TIRED. AnyWhoo…life right now is good I have no complaints

On that note here are a few (ha-haa I make me laugh)

I’ve been working out on the Wii and trying to do the stairs at work more often, making some strides toward a healthier me (i’m a work in progress).

I have been on the hunt for a new OB/GYN and I think I have found the right office.  But first let me back up a bit to share the first experience with what I thought was the right office. (sigh)

So I’ve been calling around and g-oogling for some GREAT doctors in my area and had narrowed it down to 3 spots.  The first one fail miserably by answering the phone already in mid-conversation with someone else and then placing me on hold for about 5 minutes only to come back to tell me ”oh I totally forgot about you-haha” not even apologizing once and being agitated because I was so agitated, needless to say I did not make an appointment there.

On to the next one…I called and set the appointment up no problem at 9am.  I was instructed to go to the website and print out the new patient packet which I thought was great, less time I spend in the waiting area doing this.  I arrived to my appointment at 8:30 giving myself time and the office time to process my paperwork but was in for a rude awakening.

I get there and the door to the office was locked and I noticed a few other people there as well standing in the hallway just waiting…this struck me funny, so I tapped on the door and this other door flung open, one of the staff stuck her head out and stated

Person: “We are still closed and will not start letting in until 5 mins before 9am”. 

My mouth was open and I am sure my face was in disarray from that comment.  I proceeded to say…

ME: it’s 8:30 (looking at my watch-less wrist), we are not allowed to wait in the WA-ITING area?? (super dumb look on my face)

she stated simply NO.  I’m totally taken aback by this concept…there is a waiting room beyond this door in front of me yet I am not allowed to wait in it, I’m forced to stand in this hallway and wait before being allowed to go in the waiting area to wait.  That there was my clue get out of dodge but I didn’t, I was now compelled to wait to see what I was waiting for.  Surely the doctors here are just the best if we are not even allowed into the office space until right before the very first appointment.  Surely they are on point that they are able to open the door at 8:55 collect my paper work and have me processed and ready by the time my appointment starts at 9am…right???! 

I was sadly mistaken by those thoughts.

I get inside and was NOT impressed in the least bit, not only was I not seen by my appointment time but I was surrounded by idiots.  I gave my paper work and insurance cards,to behind the desk girl,who I will call special, she looks at my cards and gives me pookiesan’s card back.  I was puzzled by this…

ME: Don’t you need both cards to process my visit?

Special: Umm, no we already authorized you on your card.

ME: But I have double coverage (handing his card back)

Special: (looking very confused) Yeah we already confirmed your insurance ma’am we don’t need that one

ME: I’m sorry you don’t seem to understand, I HAVE DOUBLE COVERAGE! You need both insurances to file my visit. Does that make sense?

Special: (huge sigh,very frustrated…calls for help)

“Help” was just as dumb, she did not understand about the “double coverage” concept either and at that point I asked out of frustration

ME: So do you see people with insurance at all?

Dumb&Dumber: yes, Medicaid

ME: Give me my cards back please

D&D: oh are you going to reschedule?

ME: NO!.. not ever.

Which take me to my current appointment, I called, no prior conversations happening while answering the phone, complete understanding of double coverage and the best yet is that I was asked to go the their website and fill out the new patient packet ONLINE…very impressive.  I was asked before ending our call did I have any questions…

ME: Yes, if I arrive early am I allowed to sit in your waiting area…?

Pleasant Lady: (laughs) Umm sure that’s why we have it

ME: Just checking…hahaa

I arrived, I signed in and in 3 mins I was called to get copies of my cards and to verify that my info was correct and in about 5 mins I was called to go back for my visit.  Met the MD, she is great and a bonus, she is the MD that my RE referes his patients to afterwards.  I was very happy to hear that!

So with all of that being said I think I am considering starting our baby quest again….

Stay tuned.